If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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