What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Refridgerator.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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