Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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y u no like me joke?

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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