- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

You bumder!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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