In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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