- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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