How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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