Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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