- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Please? No.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

women's rights

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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