so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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