- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Ham sandwich

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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