Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Communism hehe xd

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How about that airline food?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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epic win?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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