I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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