Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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