An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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