How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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im gey

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Stop procrastinating.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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