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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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