- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Women's rights

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

watch me nae nae

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

ejaculation JLR

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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