women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Your dads dead. lol

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Ross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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