Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Justin Beiber

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Black people stink of shite!

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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PENIS

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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