What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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