Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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