- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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