- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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