- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

what are three short words? i a am

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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