- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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