- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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