Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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