- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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