Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Get it? More.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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