A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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you suck

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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