- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Penis

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Nobody cares maddie!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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