What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

smell the vitamin C

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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