- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

obama

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Justin Bieber

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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