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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

i killed my family

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Lindsay Lohan

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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