How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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