A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

an ethopian thanksgiving

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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