- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Moral

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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