- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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