Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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