What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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69

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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women's rights, lol

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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