What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Hitler and Jews become friends.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

sure!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

boo

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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