- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

i like it in the mouth

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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