Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

justin littleton being sucessful

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Abortion.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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