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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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AIDS.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why? Why not?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Screw it you write the joke.

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