- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

AIDS.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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