- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

I think everybody should have a penis.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

you see theres this guy.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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