- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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