Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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