What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Cripples are lame.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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