- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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