My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

adam hodgson !

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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