- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Safe sex MR

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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