- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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