- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

i have a christmas tree.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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