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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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