Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Abortion.

whats worse than gill? nothing

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Moral

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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