- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Jeff

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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