- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Women's professional sports

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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