How do you end a sentence

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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