A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Jimmy Saville

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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