roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Denard Robinson

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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i hate black people

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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