- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

The dewey decimal system

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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