What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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