- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Guess what? Bananas

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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