whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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