- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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