Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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