- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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