- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A dog was barking at a tree

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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