*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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