Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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boys

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Women's rights

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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