- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Choir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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