What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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a woman votes!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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boobs!

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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