Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

The truth is he loves her!!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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