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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Long joke Your such a downey

Your life

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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