- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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