- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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