- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Do the roar!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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