- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

kennah campion... being nice

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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