I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

your face is kinda funny

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