- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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