- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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