What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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