What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

darude- sandstorm

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...