A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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4 hours later.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Penis

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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