- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Guess who is violent. Osama

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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