- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How will the world end? That information is unknown

say it ten times fast: oh

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people