- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

I literally died laughing

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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