What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

69

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Set up Punch line.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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