Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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White men's rights

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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