- Anti Joke

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.