what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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brittney griner

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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