why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Miscarriages.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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i had sex.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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