- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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