How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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