- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Who wants water? I do.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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