A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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