Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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9/11

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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were at work systems r down

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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My love life

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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