- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

get in the car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Oh s***

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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