Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Banana Hamock.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

The Moon Landing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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