- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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