whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A paralysed man falls over.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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