What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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sure!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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