I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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