What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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