Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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VAL SUCKS

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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