- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

White men's rights

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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