Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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