- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Women's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

30cm = 0,3meters

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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