What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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