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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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The Female Orgasm

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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2 + 2 = 4

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